Sardar Orders Pizza
Sardar Orders Pizza
Waiter: Sir Shud I Cut It Into 4 Pieces Or Into 8 Pieces?
Sardar: 4 Hi Karde 8 Khaye Nahi Jayenge
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 997 views
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