Naukar- Sahab
Naukar- Sahab, aap ka kutta to bilkul Aadmi
jaisa lagta hai., kya khilate ho....??
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Malik- Nalayak, wo kutta nahi,
mera beta hai , Engineering kar raha hai aur
aaj-kal Exams ho rahe hain.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1034 views
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