Naukar- Sahab, aap ka kutta to bilkul Aadmi
jaisa lagta hai., kya khilate ho....??
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Malik- Nalayak, wo kutta nahi,
mera beta hai , Engineering kar raha hai aur
aaj-kal Exams ho rahe hain.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1052 views

Mix Up at the Hospital

This guy went to hospital for a circumcision, but because of a mix up, he ended up having a complete sex change.

All of the doctors and nurses had gathered around his bed as he was waking up so they could give him the bad news.

Naturally, the poor guy went to pieces and started crying when they explained what had happened to him.

"Oh no!" he moaned, "this means I`ll never be able to experience an erection ever again!"

"Of course you will," one of the doctors soothed. It`ll just have to be someone else`s, that`s all."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar ke radio me kuch problem ho gayI

Sardar ke radio me kuch problem ho gayi to aur kharab ho gaya
Usne radio khol kar dekha to ek mara hua chuha mila
Ye dekh kar sardar gussa ho gaya aur bola : Ye chalega kaise?
Sala singer hi mara pada hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Life Style

Life Style
Agar koi tumhian paththar mary.

To tum par farz hai k
Tum us par phool phenko,

Lekin Gamlay Sameet.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Malik vs nokar

Malik: Abi tak tm nay machar nahee maray? meray kanu may gunguna rahay hain. Nokar: mein nay kab kay maray hain. ye thu unki bewa bewian hain

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Pathan ka Shak

1 pathan jab b nahanay jata to
darwaza khol deta..
Kisi ne waja poochi to us ne kaha:
“Mujhe shak hai k darwazy k neeche
se mujhe koi dekhta hai”…….

by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!)