Jab Break Fail Huyi

Girl: Dear Hum Kaha Ja Rahe He?

Boy: Long Drive Par Dear

Girl: Pahele Kyu Nahi Bataya !

Boy: Mujhe B Abhi Pata Chala Jab Break Fail Huyi !

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 758 views
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