GIRL-dear sunday
GIRL-dear,sunday 1st show k BALCONY k"CORNER"wale 2 ticket book kr k Rkhna..
BOY-Lekin"CORNER"wale ticket nai mile toH??
GIRL-TO MOVIE dekhenge...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 829 views
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