hathi or choohey ki dosti

Ek hathi or choohey ki dosti ho gyee. Ek din hathi subah subah naha raha tha key chooha aaya or usey bulaney laga

Hathi ney bohat poocha key kia baat hey pani mein hi bata do, laikin chooha ar gaya key pehley bahar aao to bataoon ga

Kheir hathi pani sey bahar aaya. Ab choohey ney kaha wapis pani mein chaley jao.

Hathi ko bara ghussa aaya key pehley mujhey bahar nikala or ab pani mein wapis janey ko keh raha hey. Ghussa pi ker us ney poocha, “baat kia thee?”

Chooha bola: “Baat kia honi thee, subah sey apni jooti dhoond raha hoon, dekh raha tha tum ney to nahi pehen rakhi”

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