Sardar k ghar chor aagya
Sardar k ghar chor aagya Sardar ne dekha to chor bhaga
Sardar bhagta bhagta chor sy b agay NIKAL gya
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Sardar: Aik tay chori utto Saday nal RESSAN… ?
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 825 views
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