Kinni wari kal kiti

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Yar Kal Main Tennu Kinni Wari Cal Keti
Par Tu Phone Nai Chukya
SHEIKH:
Kyn Chukan?
Jera Main 25
Rupay Da Gana
Lugwaya A
O Tera Peo
Sunay Ga??

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 527 views
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