Tuti hoi chappal say pitay ga

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Totay howay dil se pyaar karogi
ya dil tootnay tak pyaar karogi?

Girl : Kameenay!
Tuti hoi chappal say pitay ga
ya chappal tootnay tak pitega.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 785 views
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