Saas: beti ab tum mujje apni maa or apne Sasur ko pita hi samjhna,
Tabhi darwaje par ghanti baji,
Bahu ne darwaja khola to pati aaye tha
Saas: Kon aaya hai beti,
Bahu: Maa bhaiya office se aaye hai.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 910 views

Sher He Karega

Akhbaar wala ek haryanavi filmon ke hero ka interview leve tha. Uste poochan lagya,

"Jungle mein thaare aage sher aaje to tum ke karoge?"
Hero bolya,

"Arre manne ke karna se, pher to jo bhi karega woh to susra sher he karega!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

interviewer to santa

interviewer to santa : tumhari sabse badi shakti kya hai?
santa : ji meri biwi.
interviewer : aur sab se bdi kamzori?
santa : ji dusre ki BIWI.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar Ne Daru Pi Ke Apne Apko Aaine Main Dekha

Sardar Ne Daru Pi Ke Apne Apko Aaine Main Dekha

Or Bola

Isko To Kahin Dekha Hai ....

O Yaad Aaya Ye To Wahi Haramkhor Hai

Jo Shadi Ke Album Main Meri Biwi Ke Sath Tha.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Civil servant

Civil servant: I am unable to sleep.
Doctor: Can`t you sleep at night?
Civil Servant: I sleep very well at night. I find it difficult to sleep at noon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek sardaar jee bus mein jaa rahey hotey hain

Ek sardaar jee bus mein jaa rahey hotey hain aur neechey waaley hissey mein bathai huey they.
Upar sey awaaz aai, "Shamshaad!" Sardar ney apna sar bahir nikaala to upar sey ek chamaat para.
Phir thori deir baad ek aur dafa kissi ney chil laya, "Shamshad!" Phir Sardar ney apna sar bahir nikala aur chamaata parra. Baraabar key aadmi ney poocha, kiya tumhaara naam Shamshad hai? Sardar boley, nahin mein ussey bewaqoof bana raha thaa.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)