Apki shadi ho gayi?
Santa - Apki shadi ho gayi?
Banta - Haji, ek ladki se hui hai.
Santa - Shaadi to ladki se hi hoti hai.
Banta - Nahi ji meri bahan ki to ladke se hui hai.
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 1219 views
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