Aik jaga baraat pe pabandi lag gi
Aik jaga baraat pe pabandi lag gi
sardaroon ko pta chala wo saza dany chaly gay
kali sahi lee or sabko lone ma laga kr moo kaly krny lagy
ak baraati bar bar line tur kar agy aa kar khata sadar: ji mra moo kala karoo
sadar: chal wapis
aik bar phir aa gaya
sadar: phir bola chal waps
turi dhr bad phr aa gya sadar ji mara moo kala kroo
sadar: ki gal ay tanoo kadi jaldi ay
baraati: manoo pta ay sahi khtmm hoi ty tusi chater marny shroo kar do gay
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1080 views
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