Sari Phuljadiyan Yhi Rehti Hai
Child: Mom Isbar Hum Patakhe Is Shopse Lenge
Mom: Lekin Beta Ye To Girls Hostel Hai
Child: Papa To Kehte Hai Ki Sari Phuljadiyan Yhi Rehti Hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 898 views
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