A blonde was swerving all over the road and driving
very badly, so she got pulled over by a cop. The cop walked up to her window and asked, "Miss, why are you driving so recklessly?"

The blonde said, "I`m sorry sir, but wherever I go,
there`s always a tree in front of me and I can`t seem to get away from it!"

The cop looked at her and said, "Lady, that`s your air freshener!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1019 views

Tumhari ammi ko kaisay pata chala keh

Aik dost (Doosray say): Tumhari ammi ko kaisay pata chala keh tum nay mun nahi dhoya?
Doosra dost : mein sabun bhigona bhool gia tha.

Iqbal (Ahmad say):dunya ka sab say taqat war aadmi kon hai?
Ahmad: traffic police jo sirf hath kay aik isharay say sainkron garyan rok leta hai.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Potaa vs dada joke

Pota:beta kaise paida hota hai?
Dada:asman se pari ati hai aur maan ki godh me rakh deti hai.
Pota :kia wo suhag rat wala system khatam ho gia hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

1 Mendak pandit k pas gya

1 Mendak pandit k pas gya or apna future pucha

Pandit-Tuje 1 Ladki milegi or tera Dil le jayegi.

Mendak khushi se-Wo milegi kaha?
Pandit-BIOLOGY-LAB me. ..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bilkul Jagah Nahi Hai

Raju, Rohit & Montu ek scooter par jaa rahe the.. A traffic cop tried to stop them.

Montu: Sorry Paaji, already 3 baithe hain. Bilkul bhi jagah nahin hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Boy : Mein tumhay gallay lga Sakta hoo

Boy : Mein tumhay gallay lga Sakta hoo, withOut touching !
.
Girl : Impossible
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Boy : Lagi shartt ek “Pepsi” Ki ??
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Girl : Ok
.
Boy ne zor Se gallay lgaya …
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Girl : Hey ! You touched me
.
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Boy : han to ro q rahi ho???
laa rha hoo na pepsi..

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)