Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)?
Santa: Downwards!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 981 views

Banti: uncle, papa ne chini magwai hai

Banti: uncle, papa ne chini magwai hai
Dukandaar: Aur kya kya kaha hai tumhare papa
ne?
Banti: Agar wo mota na de to, sharma uncle ki
dukan se le aana.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Naukar: Apko Mujhpar Bharosa Nahi Hai?

Naukar: Apko Mujhpar Bharosa Nahi Hai?

Raman: Sari Chabiyan To Mej Par Hi Rehti Hain.

Naukar: Lekin Unme Se Ek Bhi Locker Ki Nahi Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Hero Ne Apne Duplicate Ka

Hero Ne Apne Duplicate Ka Majak Udate Hue Us Se Puchha

Hero: “Yaar Tu Bilkul Mere Jaisa Hai, Kya Teri Maa Hamari Kaam Wali Thi”

Duplicate Ne Badi Masumiyat Se Muskurate Hue Jawab Diya.

Duplicate: “Nahi Sir, Mera Baap Aapke Yaha Par Driver Tha“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

lie

A Boss Asks his Employee:
"Do you believe that there is Life After Death?".

Employee:
"Certainly not, there's no proof of it".

Boss: "Well, there is now.

After you left early yesterday to go to your brother's funeral, he came here looking for you." ... xD xP

by Syeda Rohama Dilawar (few years ago!)

11 rupe main pore 1100 sms

Ladke wale Ladki k ghar aaye Or Pucha...
'Ladki kuch karti bhi hai...??'
Ladki ki Maa - Han Ji...
11 Rupes Main Pure 1100 SMS Krti hai wo bhi 7 din
me..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)