Pathan: mery dada ny 1857 ki jang men dushman ki tangain kat di thin…
D0st: Gerdnain q nai katin?

Pathan: W0 k0i pehly he kat gya tha!!!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 636 views

Girlfriend : “Last night I had a dream of you.”

Girlfriend : “Last night I had a dream of you.”
Boyfriend (got excited): “Maine kya kiya tumhare sapne mein aa ke”

Girlfriend replied : “We were traveling in bus,
Suddenly the bus lost control and fell in the river.

Everyone swam to save their life, but you were still swimming and searching for someone.”

Boyfriend (with luv): ohh “I was searching for you, na ? ? ”

Girlfriend said: NO, You were shouting,
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“Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya, 2 rupaye lene they

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Airliner

As the airliner was preparing to land in Madrid in a
rainstorm, an English passenger seemed noticeably
afraid. "What's the problem, fellow?" asked his
seat mate.
"Surely," said the Englishman, "you've heard the
saying, 'The planes in Spain fall mainly in the
rains!!'"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

yar tumhare number ka

Yar Tumhare Number ka
Keya Problem hy?
Me ne abi call ki tou
operator boli
Welcome 2 Jungle
ap Ka Matloba Bandar
Darakht se UltaLatka Hua Hy plz
Try Later,

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Ek sharabi ne bahut zyada

Ek sharabi ne bahut zyada sharab pee le. Jab woh
ghar aaya to uss ne jeb se chabi nikali aur tala ko
kholney laga.
Haath kaapne ke wajha se chabi kabhi idhar hat
jati kabhi udhar hat jati, ek admi pass se guzra toh
sharabi ne usey bataya ki tala nahi khul rahi hai.
Uss shaks ne sharabi ke pass ja kar kaha, “lao chabi
tala main khol deta hoon”
Aur phir sharabee ne kaha, “Tala toh main hi
kholonga bas tum makan ko pakar ke rakhna”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Teacher to student

Teacher to student:tumhare papa ka naam kya he
stud:laughing

t: or tumhare mammi ka naam kya he

s:smileing
t:r u joking

s:no m nt joking my brother is joking and i m kidding...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)