Sabzi waala

Sabzi waala sabzi pe paani chidak raha tha,

kaafi der ho gayi,

Customer gusse mein aa ker bola:

Bhai saheb: agar bhindi ko hosh aa gaya ho

to Aik kilo de do :P ;)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 932 views
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