Police: Tenu kal subah 5 vaje
Police: Tenu kal subah 5 vaje phansi diti jayegi
Sardar: HA HA HA
Police: Q hasda piya wain
Sardar:- Main te utthda he 9 Wajay Aan
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 624 views
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