Roz subah 50 ladkiyan

Santa- Roz subah 50 ladkiyan mera intezar karti hain.

Banta- are wah, Wo kaise?

Santa- Mai Girls College Bus ka driver hu...!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 852 views
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