Major arohail ne bank se loan

Major Rohail ne bank se loan le kr car le
Lakin loan wapis na kr ska
Bank walay car le gy
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Major Rohail: pehle pta hota tu shadi b bank se loan
le kr krta

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 743 views
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