There is a man in the park peeing in a fountain and a cop comes up to him and says, "Sir you need to zip that up. You aren't supposed to pee in a public fountain like that"

So the cop is leaving and the man zips up his pants but is laughing hysterically. finally the cop says "What are you laughing at?" and the man says "I zipped it up but I didnt stop!"

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 1070 views

The newlywed wife said

The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we`re going to be three in this house instead of two."

Her husband ran to her with a smile on his face and delight in his eyes. He was glowing of happiness and kissing his wife when she said,

"I`m glad that you feel this way since tomorrow morning, my mother moves in with us."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

What does Sardarji do

What does Sardarji do when he has one white sheet and wants an extra sheet?

He makes a photocopy of the white sheet

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Seedhi Baat No Bakwas

1 Aadmi Santa ki Betay Se Puchhta Hai:

Beta Papa Ghar Main Hain?

Santa Ka Beta Sprite Pete Huye
Uncle Seedha Bolo Mummy Se Milna Hai.

Seedhi Baat No Bakwas. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Son:- papa aaj meri giirlfriend ka

Son:- papa aaj meri giirlfriend ka birthday hai, use kya du.....

Papa:- dikhne me kaisi hai ? Son:- Mast hai.... Papa:- mera no. Dede !

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Tum apni mummy ko mum kahte ho

teacher: tum apni mummy ko mum kahte ho,to apni mumy ki badi bahan or chhoti bahan ko kya kahte ho?
boy: MAXIMUM & MINIMUM

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)