Shirt mujh se jal gai.

Bv:ap ki blue shirt mujh se jal gai
pappu:mere pas waisi ek aur shirt hai
wife:pata hai , me ne us me se kapra kat k pehlay wali me laga dia hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 1097 views
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