Shirt mujh se jal gai.
Bv:ap ki blue shirt mujh se jal gai
pappu:mere pas waisi ek aur shirt hai
wife:pata hai , me ne us me se kapra kat k pehlay wali me laga dia hai.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 1098 views
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Santa- “Ab mai kisi ladki ke saamne shaadi ki
baat nahi rakhunga”
Banta- “Kyo… Kya phir kisi ne mana kar diya?”
Santa- “Nahi yaar, ek ladki ne sweekar kar liya hai”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Facebook Ka Junoon… Patni Ki Maut Par Bholu
Pappu Se Milne Gaya: Bholu: Bhai Bahut Galat Hua,
Muje Afsos Hai….
Pappu: Yeh Rona Dhona Chod….Jaldi Se Laptop Le
Aa… Bholu: Par Kyun ?? PappU: Yaar Facebook Pe
Relaionship Status Update Karna Hai
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Interviewer
Asked Candidate:
"How Many Senses Does
A Man Have?"
Candidate Replied:
....
"Five, Sir!!"
Interviewer:
"Sorry Kid, There Is A 6th
Sense Also & That's
Common Sense..
Which You Don't Seem To
Have."
Candidate:
"Sir, There Is 7th Sense
Also..
That's Non-Sense Which
You Are Talking.......
by dracula (few years ago!)
Pathan raat ko lights off kar k so raha tha
Achanak ek Jugnu aa nikla
Pathan:
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Ya Khuda! Ye Dengi machar to humko torch le kar doondh raha hai..)
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .
"Artichokes ... are just plain annoying ... After all the trouble you go to, you get about as much actual 'food' out of eating an artichoke as you would rom licking thirty or forty postage stamps. Have the shrimp cocktail instead." -- Miss Piggy
"The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found." --Sam Levinson
"This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn't say how far to separate them." -- Gracie Allen
"I've been on a constant diet for the last two decades. I've lost a total of 789 pounds. By all accounts, I should be hanging from a charm bracelet." -- Erma Bombeck
"I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster." -- Joe E. Lewis
"I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead -- not sick, not wounded -- dead." -- Woody Allen
"Food is an important part of a balanced diet." -- Fran Lebowitz
"Health food makes me sick." -- Calvin Trillin
"Watermelon -- it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face." -- Enrico Caruso
"Old people shouldn't eat health foods. They need all the preservatives they can get." -- Robert Orben
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
When you feel sad - to cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
"Damn I am really so cute".
You'll overcome your sadness.
But don't make this a habit.
Coz liars go to hell.
Happy April Fool!
by lescol (few years ago!)
Pappu: Daddy, tell me one thing…..can you write in the dark?
Father: I think so. What do you want me to write son?
Pappu: Actually i just need your sign on this exam report card.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Break up ke baad pathan larki se: Mujhe chorr ke naa jao, jaane ki sazaa paao gi
Aagey road khudi huii hai, tum wapis yahen aogi.
by HAQ (few years ago!)
1 Admi Ne Zoo Me 3 Zabanain Bolne Wala Tota Dekha Jo
English, Urdu Or Memoni Bolta Tha.
Usne 3 Zabane Check Karne K Liye Ussy Pucha:
Who R U?
Tota: I’m Parrot
Admi: Tum Kon H0?
T0ta: Me T0ta Hun
Admi: Tu Keair Aye?
Tota: To Jo Pe..
Hakhrey Dafa Chui Deenun Toto Yaan, Samajh Me Naiy Achni…:-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
2 Pathan bike per ja rahay the
Police walay ne rok ker
kaha:
pata nai hai ke Double swari per pabandi hai
Pathan: pata hai isi liye to isko wapis chornay ja raha hon
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)