Sardar

Teacher Ask Question To Sardar:
Which Is The Big Animal
Ant Or Elephant…?

Sardar:First Tell Date Of Births!!!!

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Phatan ki zuban

2 PATHAN bank lootne gay par GUN bhool gay.
Phir bhi bank loot liya.
KESE?

Bank manager bhi PATHAN tha
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Teacher: Oye Tumko KUTTEY par Mazmoon

Teacher: Oye Tumko KUTTEY par Mazmoon
Likh kar Laney ka kaha tha?

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Words For Life Time...
"Try to make At-least 2 Persons Happy in a Day."
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Ek chor amir lok ke ghar mein

Ek chor amir lok ke ghar mein chori karne gaya. Trunk pe likha tha “Trunk ko todne ki jaroorat nahi hai, 156 number press karke sahmne vala lal

batan dabao, trunk khul jayegi. Jaise hi batan daba alarm baja aur police aa gayi.”

Jate jate chor us lok se bola: Aaj mera insaaniyat se vishwas uth gaya hai!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Chand raat ko nikalta hota

Paki Boy to Paki Girl: Chand raat ko nikalta hota
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PATHAN: OK TELL ME , HOW Many HOLES R THERE IN A NET ?

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Dukh is ka nhi k

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by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Explain The word "AUTOMATICALLY

Explain The word "AUTOMATICALLY"
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to use kehte hain auto_mein_takli

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Couple date pr tha mummy ne dekh liya.

Couple date pr tha mummy ne dekh liya.
Mummy ne call kiya--beta kaha ho??

Beta-paper dene aya hu.

Mummy-Zara dhyan se dena is paper ka result aya to jaan se mar dungi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher Question n Answers

Teacher Ne Smoking K Nuqsan Batane K Liye

1 Keera Smoke Jar Men Dala To Woh Mar Gaya

Teacher:Aap Ne Kya Sekha?

Pathan:Smoking Se Pait K Keerey Mar Jatey Hain,

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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