Sardar
Teacher Ask Question To Sardar:
Which Is The Big Animal
Ant Or Elephant…?
Sardar:First Tell Date Of Births!!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1059 views
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A weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up candy bars before breakfast.
A youngster who receives his/her allowance on Monday, spends it on Tuesday, and borrows from his/her best friend on Wednesday.
Someone who can hear a song by Madonna played three blocks away but not his mother calling from the next room.
A whiz who can operate the latest computer without a lesson but can't make a bed.
A student who will spend 12 minutes studying for her history exam and 12 hours for her driver's license.
A youngster who is well informed about anything he doesn't have to study.
An enthusiast who has the energy to ride a bike for miles, but is usually too tired to dry the dishes.
A connoisseur of two kinds of fine music: Loud and Very Loud.
A young woman who loves the cat and tolerates her brother.
A person who is always late for dinner but always on time for a rock concert.
A romantic who never falls in love more than once a week.
A budding beauty who never smiles until her braces come off.
A boy who can sleep until noon on any Saturday when he suspects the lawn needs mowing.
An original thinker who is positive that her mother was never a teenager.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar ka parosi (neighbour) mar gia
Sardar ne us ghar ja kar pocha: Dead Body aa gayi kia?
Usi waqt ambulance dead body le ke agayi
Sardar: O Jee! Kitni Lambi umar hai, abhi naam lia owr aa gay
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sardar & Pathan were sitting outside a clinic.
Pathan was crying like anything.
So Sardar asked: Why are you crying?
Pathan replied: I came here for blood test
Sardar: So? Are you afraid?
Pathan: No, not that. During the blood test they cut my finger
Hearing this Sardar started crying.
Pathan was astonished and asked Sardar: Why are you crying?
Sardar replied: I have come for my urine test.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Mareez Muje ajeeb se Bimari ho gayi hai
Jab meri Biwi Bolti hai to mujhe Kuch Sunai nahi
deta
Dr: Ye Bimari nahi hai Aalah ki Maherbani hai.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Admi srdar sy:
Isy Englsh me Trnslte kro
Dukh Hmesha sath Rhta Ha
Magr Khushi Aati Jati Rahti Ha”
Sardar:My Wife Is Always With Me
But Her Sister Comes & Goes
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Chunti Hathi Ke Upar Baith Kr Ja Rahi Thi.
Raste Me Kaccha Pul Aa Jata Hai.. Usko Dekh K Chinti Boli ……..
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Jaanu Cross Kar Loge Ya Me Utrun.;-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Doctor apne dost se: yar soch raha hon k is gaon main apna clinic khol lon.
Dost: Yar tumhara khyal to naik hai magar yahan ka qabristan chota hai.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Kameena Baccha.. :P
Bacha: 1 Litre Aata De Do!
Dukandar: Beta Aata Kilo K Hisab
Se Milta Hai..
Dobara Kaho!
Bacha: Bottle Mein 1 Kilo Aata De
Do!
Dukandar: Beta Aata Bottle Mein
Nahin Aata.
Tum Dukandar Bano! Main Batata
Hun K Kaise Laite Hain..
Dukandar: 1 Kilo Aata Dedo!
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Bacha: Bottle Laye Ho? :-/ :-p
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Two terrorists were fixing a bomb in a car.Funny
Terrorist1: What would you do if the bomb explodes
while fixing ?
Funny Terrorist2: Don’t worry, I have one more.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
S0me idi0t say:
"Behind every succesful b0y there is a girl"
but n0b0dy knows the fact that:
"Girls ch0ose only succesful b0ys"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)