Admi:
Tumhari shadi kis se huwa?

Santa:
Hamara 1 aurat se shadi hua huwa
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Admi:
Bewakuf kabhi kisi mard se bhi shadi hoti hai?

Santa:

Han hamara Behan ka huwa hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 884 views

Ek Kutta Diwar Pe

Ek Kutta Diwar Pe Toilet kar Raha Tha Ki,

Tabhi Diwaar Gir Gayi Aur Kutta Marr Gaya,

Tabi Se Kutton Ne Decied KiyaKe

“ Susu Karte Waqt Ek Taang Se Diwaar Ko Sahara Diya Karenge “

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Main paagal ho

Wife: If I die what will u do?
Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga!

Wife: Will u marry again after I die?
Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai!

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Fees Maafi Ki Application

To

The Principal,
Delhi Public School,

Sir,

Baat Yeh Hui Ke Mere Dad Ne Mujhe Fees Ke Liye 2000 Rs Diye Thhe, 500 Rs Ki Dosto Ke Saath Film Dekhi, 500 Ki Drink Or Chicken Ho Gaya, 500 Ka Girlfriend Ka Recharge Karwana Pad Gaya, Fir Ussko 250 Ki Coffe Pilai.

Ab Bache 250, Uski Main English Wali Mam Pe Shart Haar Gaya.

Mein Samja Thha Ke Unka Sirf Maths Ke Sir Ke Saath Chakar Hai, Par Unka To Aapse Bhi Chakar Nikla.

Abb Aapke Pass Do Hi Raste Hai. Ya To Meri Fees Maaf Ya Aapka Pardafash.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

happy winter season

Dil to chahta hai
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Boot pehn loon Sardiyan jo aa gayi hain!

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Sardar Foj Me Barti Hua

1 Sardar Foj Me Barti Hua
2 Din Bad Jung Shuru Hogai.

Sardar Ki Topi Par Goli Lagi,
Sardar Hathyar Phaink K Bhag Gya Or Bola
Aqalmand K Liye Ishara Kafi Ha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)