Ek larki coke pe rhi thi

1 ladki COKE pi rahi thi,
achanak usme se 1 Machar nikla or bola "MAA"
Ladki-Me teri maa nhi hu.
Machar- Aisa na bol maa me teri COKE se nikla hu.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 879 views
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