1 Aurat ne ishara krke taiz a rhi bus ko roka.
Driver: Kaha jana hai?
Aurat: Jana to kahin nhi hai..
...
Bacha ro raha hai.
Zara bus ka horn poo-poo baja do..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 654 views

Eik sheikh road se Guzar raha tha

Eik sheikh road se Guzar raha tha achanak usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya
aur zor se chillaya,
“KAMINE LoG Potti bi aise karte hain jese koi Samosa Para ho

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Santa saw a board

Santa saw a board at d centre of a Pond.He tried
reading bt culdnt.Atlast he swims to the centre of
the Pond & Reads,"CROCODILE PRESENT,DONT
SWIM"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Super Bezti =D Larki

Super Bezti =D Larki:
mera bag 2500, sandal
2200 aur suit 3000 ka
hai.

Larka: bss karo, pahlay apnay
sir par dupatta sahi kar
lo 5 rupay wali poni
nazar aa rahi hai...:P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Police

This Guy Walked Into A Little Corner Sto

This Guy Walked Into A Little Corner Store With A Shot Gun And Demanded All The Cash From The Cash Drawer. After The Cashier Put The Cash In A Bag, The Robber Saw A Bottle Of Scotch That He Wanted Behind The Counter On The Shelf. He Told The Cashier To Put It In The Bag As Well, But The Cashier Refused And Said "Because I Dont Believe You Are Over 21.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

SAAS : Kalmuhi Khuda ne tumhe

SAAS : Kalmuhi Khuda ne tumhe 2 annkhe di hay, chawal se pathar nahi nikal saktin?

BAHU : Khuda ne tumhe 32 daant diye heini,2,4 pathar nahi chabba saktin...!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)