Naswar

A boy 2 pathan: Mai agar chahon to tamam Pathano
ko Jannat se nikal kar Jahanum main la sakta hoon.
Pathan: Kaise?
Boy: Main Jahanum mai Naswar ka dukan kholon ga.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1008 views
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