brought their new baby home
After a young couple brought their new baby home, the wife suggested that her husband should try his hand at changing diapers.
"I`m busy," he said, "I`ll do the next one."
The next time came around and she asked again.
The husband looked puzzled, "Oh! I didn`t mean the next diaper. I meant the next baby!"
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 744 views
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