Public Toilet
Amitabh Public Toilet Me Se Pura Bhig K Aaye,
Jaya:
Aap To Susu Krne Gye Thay?
Amitabh:
Jaise He Mai Ander Gya,
Koi Bola "BIG B"
Aur Sab Meri Taraf Ghum Gye
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 751 views
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