Ghar Ka Apple Pyaz Barabar
Sardar: Ghar Ka Apple Pyaz Barabar
Admi:Bhai Ye Muhavra Murgi Par Hai!
Sardar: Pata Hai Yar
Lekin Hum Log Vegiteriyan
Hai
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