A BOY on DATE With GIRL in BMW
A BOY on DATE With GIRL in BMW.
Jaan, Maine tumse ek baat chupayi hai. I’m already married.
Girl: oh, Tumne to dara diya, Main Samjhi BMW tumhari Nahi hai.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 862 views
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