Sardar In UK Hotel

Sardar In UK Hotel Khana Khane Gia
Wo Murgi Khana Chahta Tha
Lekin Murgi Ki English Bhol Gia

Thy Askd Wht Do U Want SRdar G?

Sardar Replid: Éggs’ Mother

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Abba ye achi bat nahi

Pathan: Abba ye achi bat nahi, Dosto me meri bohat Beizati hoti hai.

Abba: Kyon?



Pathan: Sab dosto k abba maar gae
Mera Abba abi tak zinda hai.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Kakey ne machar kha lia

Sardar 2 his wife
kakay ne machar kha lita aiy
Wife
Oye RABA Jaldi doctor nu bulao
Sardar
Tu tension na lay
main kakay nu
Mortein Pila Dita ay.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Time in between

Father: How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine, as is the coming home bit too, but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aur soniyo ki haal hai??

Santa(ladki ko chedte hue)-
Aur soniyo ki haal hai??

Ladki (gusse me)- jo haal teri behan ka hai....
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Santa- accha toh tu bhi pregnant hai....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar 2 Kanjoos

Sardar 2 Kanjos:
Sari Dunya Mazar Ko Chom Rhe Hai Or Tu Is Admi Ko Chom Rha Hai

Kyun?
Kanjos: Chup Kar Ja Bwaqoof!
Tujhy Pata Nhe K LANGAR Yehi Bantay Ga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
ek pathan shadi ki raat ko bhaut preshan

ek pathan shadi ki raat ko bhaut preshan huwa ke apni biwi se kiya bolun?

Akhir woh bola

kiya aap ke ghar walon ko pata haiy ke aap yahan mere sath ho

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Boss ke paas 1 Sardar ki Leave application aai

Boss ke paas 1 Sardar ki Leave application aai, jo kuch yun thi:
Dear Sir,
Meri biwi beemar hai, mai us ka iklota shohar hun, ghar mai kaam karne ke liye koi dosra nokar nahi hai. Mujhe 1din ki chutti inayat kar dejiye

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Poloce station

1 Orat Police Station Me:
Sir Mere Shohar
2din Pehle Aalo Lene Gay The
Abi Tak Ghar Nahi Aye
Inspecter:
To Baji Aap Kuch Or Paka Lo.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pathan

Pathan Book Pe Biryani Rakh K Kha Raha Tha,
Kisi Ne Poucha Book Pe Q Rakh K Kha Rahe Ho,
Pathan Bola,
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Ye Student Biryani Hai..:p:p

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
10 sal bad grl boy ko dehk kr

10 Saal Baad
Grl Boy Ko Dekh K.
Kya Mast H
Ma Bap Ne Kaha Chupa Rkha Tha
Muje Is Bache Ka No Chahiye
BOY Sharmate Hue
Ap K Ghar Baap Bhai Nai H Kya

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
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