Aik pthan dokan dar k pas jakr

Aik pthan dokan dar k pas jakr pakistan ka Flag mangta hai
phair wo shoopkeeper ko kuch kehta hai

jis ko sun kr wo pagal ho jata hai
thinkis main aur colour dekhao.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 665 views
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