Born on Government Holidays

Teacher: What is Common between Buddha, Jesus, Mahavira and Guru Nanak?

Santa: All of them were Born on Government Holidays.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 849 views

Pathan writing his Diary:

Pathan writing his Diary:

“My sister had a baby

this morning..

I have not heard

that

its

a boy

or

a girl..

So,

I dont know whether

I am

uncle

or aunty…”

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Beta: maa, aaj subhah

Beta: maa, aaj subhah jab mein papa ke sath bus mein aa raha tha to unhone ek aurat ke liye mujhse apni seat chodne ko kaha.

Maa: Beta, ye to achi baat hai bado ka samman karna chahiye

Beta: magar maa, mein to papa ki god mein baitha hua tha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mehmano K Anay Se Pehly

Mehmano K Anay Se Pehly Agr
Kala Namk Moli K Prathy Aur Chanay Ki Dal Ka Hlwa Kha K Bethn To Mehman Jaldi Chly Jaty Hain Or

Dubara Nhi Atay. . .Zubaida Aapa K Khusboo Dar Totkay ;->

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Oye Badmashaa meri paien da dubata wapis karde

Ik sardar:
Oye Badmashaa meri paien da dubata wapis karde.
Badmash=Chal Oye Chal Tu ki karen ga.
Sardar= piko karani se.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Cigarette hai kya

Ravana : Cigeratte hai kya?
Hanuman : Nahi Hai.
Ram : Ek packet hai na.
Hanuman : Aap chup rahiye prabhu. Iske 10 sir hain.
Pura packet khatam ho jayega.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)