Aik larki dukan per

Aik Larki Dukan Daar:
Koi Aisa card hay jis me likha ho k me tum se aur
sir tum se pyar karti hoon
Dukandar: haan hai
Girl: Tu Phir aisa karo
Kay
2 darjan pack kar do

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 617 views
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