Koi Rajnikant-Vajnikant Nai Hota
Tufani andheri raat me 12 baje
kabristan k jungle me
1 bhoot dusre ko samjha raha tha
.
Ghabra mat,sb vahem hai,
koi Rajnikant-vajnikant nai hota"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 662 views
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