A woman goes to the doctor, and she’s beaten black and blue.

Doctor: “What happened?”

Woman, "Doctor, I don`t know what to do. Every time my boyfriend comes home drunk he knocks lumps out of me."

Doctor, "I think I might have a cure for that. When your boyfriend comes home drunk, just take a mug of tea and start swishing it around in your mouth but don`t swallow it. Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes to his bed."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor no sign of bruising whatsoever.

Woman, "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my boyfriend came home drunk, I swished with the tea. I just swished and swished, like washing machine and he didn`t touch me!"

Doctor, "See how much keeping your fuckin mouth shut helps?"

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 974 views

2 pathan chhat pe

2 pathan chhat pe so rhe the
ek dosre se bola

“yar maachis kahaan hai?”
2nd :”teeli jala k daikh lo”

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Sawab mile ga

Pathan :mujh se shadi karo sawab mile ga
larki:wo kaise

pathan:jo hamara beta paida ho ga hum us ka naam sawab rakhe ge

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

THE ANSWER

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken takes out a cigarette and begins to smoke. The egg, pissed off, takes one look at the chicken, rolls over and pulls the blanket over him and says, "I guess we answered that question!"

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Pathan

athan Interview Dene Gaya Office k gate per ja k bola:
May I come In Sir ?
OFICER: Wait Plz

Pathan: 80 KG

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Ice cream cigrate

Baap beta aik hotal me gae
baap:waiter 1 cigrate aur 1 ice cream lao.
Beta :ice cream kiun
baap:aaj ap bi cigrate pee len ge

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)