A woman goes to the doctor, and she’s beaten black and blue.

Doctor: “What happened?”

Woman, "Doctor, I don`t know what to do. Every time my boyfriend comes home drunk he knocks lumps out of me."

Doctor, "I think I might have a cure for that. When your boyfriend comes home drunk, just take a mug of tea and start swishing it around in your mouth but don`t swallow it. Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes to his bed."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor no sign of bruising whatsoever.

Woman, "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my boyfriend came home drunk, I swished with the tea. I just swished and swished, like washing machine and he didn`t touch me!"

Doctor, "See how much keeping your fuckin mouth shut helps?"

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 607 views

Why are hurricanes normally

Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women?

A: When they come, they are wild and wet. When they go, they take your house and car with them.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Jab Kutte Ki Maut Aati Hai

Jab Kutte Ki Maut Aati Hai...
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Kutta Mar Jata Hai
Aap Tension Mat Lo.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Lottery lga de

A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
"He Vahe Guru meri lottery lagade."
After 11 years Vahe Guru angrily appeared &
said,"Khoti de puttar 1 vari ticket to le le"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

watchin a cricket match

1 pathen n other pathan were watchin a cricket match. When Afridi hits a boundary.
1st pathan: Kya Goal mara.
2nd pathan : Raha na bewakoof ka bewakoof, Goal ismein nahin cricket mein hota hai

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Eid

EID
EID
EID

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Abhi Filhaal Door Ha Insan Ban Ke Rozay Rakho.....

by Sohail Malik (few years ago!)