A woman goes to the doctor, and she’s beaten black and blue.

Doctor: “What happened?”

Woman, "Doctor, I don`t know what to do. Every time my boyfriend comes home drunk he knocks lumps out of me."

Doctor, "I think I might have a cure for that. When your boyfriend comes home drunk, just take a mug of tea and start swishing it around in your mouth but don`t swallow it. Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes to his bed."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor no sign of bruising whatsoever.

Woman, "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my boyfriend came home drunk, I swished with the tea. I just swished and swished, like washing machine and he didn`t touch me!"

Doctor, "See how much keeping your fuckin mouth shut helps?"

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 622 views

Sardar maths k paper mein

Sardar maths k paper mein dance kr raha tha.

Kisi ne pucha ye kya kr rahy ho?

Sardar: mere dost ne kaha tha har step k number hoty hein...;-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

She is my 89

teacher : said translate into english wo meri nawasi hai

student:itna asaan itna asaan
she is my 89

by WAQAR (few years ago!)

Modern dor ki shadi

Modern dor ki shadi

Larka larki k father se:

Main ap ki beti ka Haath mangne aya hun.

Father:Kyun???

Larka: q k meray hath thak gye hain , msg kar kar k

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Altaf bhai

Altaf bhai ko abhi tak joota nai laga to kia defect hai ??

wah wah

Altaf bhai ko abhi tak joota nai laga to kia defect hai ???

Akhir jootay ki bi to koi self respect hai !! :)

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

1 pathan hajj kr k wapis aya

1 pathan hajj kr k wapis aya to dost ne pocha k shaitan ko kanker mary thy?
Pathan ne kaha:
“Na yara rush boht ziada tha. Hum gaaliyan de k aa gya”

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)