A woman goes to the doctor, and she’s beaten black and blue.

Doctor: “What happened?”

Woman, "Doctor, I don`t know what to do. Every time my boyfriend comes home drunk he knocks lumps out of me."

Doctor, "I think I might have a cure for that. When your boyfriend comes home drunk, just take a mug of tea and start swishing it around in your mouth but don`t swallow it. Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes to his bed."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor no sign of bruising whatsoever.

Woman, "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my boyfriend came home drunk, I swished with the tea. I just swished and swished, like washing machine and he didn`t touch me!"

Doctor, "See how much keeping your fuckin mouth shut helps?"

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 825 views

Afridi Ne Ball Chaba k

Afridi Ne Ball Chaba k De Diya Is Baat Ka Saboot!

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K Colgate Banaey, Masoorhe Sehet Mand or Daant Mazboot. :-)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Had ha yar

Some bdy texted me-
Oye joke bhej?
I replied-mein padhai kr rha hu !
After some time !
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Reply comes !
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Mast hai !
Or bhej !!!!
Hadd hai yarr..

by Tayyab Mughal (few years ago!)

gosht nahi lana pre ga

Husband: Lagta hai Paros ma Bakra Halal ho raha hai Acha hai aaj Gosht nahin lana parrega

Bv: Tum apnay kaan saaf karwao Altaf Bhai TV pe khitab kar rahe hai

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

Pyar Ki Definition

?3 SaaL K Bachay Ne Pyar Ki Definition Bataai:

Pyar

Pamper Mei Huwe SuSu Ki Tarha Hota Hy.

Jb Ho Jata Hy To Kisi Ko Nazar Nhi Aata,

Bus Khud Ko Hi FeeL Hota Hy

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

GOLU-Doc. Mujhe aisa lagta hai

GOLU-Doc. Mujhe aisa lagta hai jaise mere kaan me koi Gunguna Rahe Hai
Doc.-Aisa Kb Lagta Hai
GOLU-Jb mai kaan me headphone laga ke song sunta hu

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)