A Polish student was in his college
campus bookstore.
Questioning the store clerk about a book for one of
his classes, the clerk responded, "This book will do
half the job for you."
"Good," the Polack replied, "I'll take two."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 797 views

Child Sent To Bed

A small boy is sent to bed by his father...

[Five minutes later]

"Da-ad..."

"What?"

"I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?"

"No. You had your chance. Lights out."

[Five minutes later]

"Da-aaaad..."

"WHAT?"

"I'm THIRSTY...Can I have a drink of water??"

"I told you NO! If you ask again I'll have to spank you!!"

[Five minutes later]

"Daaaa-aaaAAAAD..."

"WHAT??!!"

"When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Jail ko Hawalaat kiun kehte hain

1st man:jail ko urdu me hawalaat kiun kehte hain?
2nd man:kiun k jail me khane ko sirf hawa aur laat hi milte hain.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Student

Father to son: How did you write your exam?
.
Son: They had asked questions which I didn't know, so I wrote answer which they will not know

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Rubel bara dukhi tha!

Rubel bara dukhi tha!
Ek dost ne us se pucha, “Kiu, tension mein ho?”

Rubel: Yaar ek dost ko plastic surgery ke liye 2 lakh Rupeey diye thay, ab saale ko peehchan nahi pa raha hoon!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Duniya k 2 intehai mushkil kam.

Duniya k 2 intehai mushkil kam.

1) Apna idea kisi aur k zehen me fit krna.

2) Kisi aur ka paisa apni jaib me muntkil krna.

Jo pehlay me kamyab hota hai, usay Teacher kehtay hen. Jo doosray mai kamyab hota hai, usay Buisness man kehtay hen. Aur jo dono me kamyab ho usay…. BIWI kehtay hen

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)