A polish student

A Polish student was in his college
campus bookstore.
Questioning the store clerk about a book for one of
his classes, the clerk responded, "This book will do
half the job for you."
"Good," the Polack replied, "I'll take two."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 605 views
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