2 Pankhe
SANTA ELECTRIC SHOP ME- 2 PANKHE DENA
1 LADIES OR 1 GENTS.
SALESMAN- PANKHO ME LADIES OR GENTS NAHI
HOTA.
SANTA- KESE NAHI HOTA EK BAJAJ KA DE OR EK
USHA KA.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 629 views
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