Memon Mareez With Doctor
Doctor: Woh Memon Mareez Ab Kis Baat Par Jhagar Raha Tha?
Nurse:
Iss Baat Per Ke Dawaen Khatam Honay Se Pehlay Hi
Wo Kyun Sehat Mand H0gaya
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 914 views
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