dictation test
A Pathan teacher gives dictation test to students,
Last bench students:
We are not able to hear you SIR,
Pathan : “OK I’LL WRITE ON THE BOARD .,..,..,..,!
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 561 views
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