Teacher: Itni pitai ke baad
Teacher: Itni pitai ke baad bhi tum hass rahe ho.
Funny Student: Gandhi Ji ne kaha hai, musibat ka time hass hass ke gujarna chahiye.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1212 views
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Eid key agley din do dost aapas mein miley.
Ek dost ney doosrey sey poocha, “Tum ney rozey to rakhey hon gey?”
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Doosra dost: “Arey yaar kahan, beemari ney uthna bethna mushkil ker diya tha, namaz kaisey parhta”
Pehla dost: “Acha eid ki sawayyan to khai hon gi”
Doosra dost: “To kia mein eid ki sawayyan bhee na khata? Kia bilkul hi kaafir samajh rakha hey?”
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aik Shakhs (doosray say): Mein M.A pas hon.
Doosra shakhs mein poori ABC pas hon.
Amir (Nasir say): kia tum English jantay ho?
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Aik dost (doosray dost say):Meri aankh mein dard hai koi ilaaj batao.
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by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
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border par 1 Anda diya.
Dono desh
1 ande k liye larrne lage,
Faisla hua jo dusre desh ki zyada ladkiyo ko kiss
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anda uska hoga,
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Ladkiyo ko kiss kiya,
Pakistani excited ho kar bole:=
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tum hi rakh lo.. =D :O =
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
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by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
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"What would you do if a sudden storm sprang up on the starboard?"
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"What would you do if another storm sprang up aft?"
"Throw out another anchor, sir."
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"Throw out another anchor, sir."
"Hold on," said the captain. "Where are you getting all those anchors from?"
"From the same place you're getting your storms, sir."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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to see the moon&stars.
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2013 Kids : I want my bed near the
mobile charging slot..
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