Kante bhare raston par kon ap ka sath de ga
Ami abu bv behan bhai friend girl friend
No
Sirf aur sirf ap ki chapal

A silent msg bye mushtaq mochi

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 896 views

Winner will get the cup

A: Why are all those people running?
B: They are running a race to get a cup.
A: Who will get the cup?
B: The person who wins.
A: Then why are all the others running?

by Abdul Latif (few years ago!)

Hum To Kirayedar Hain..

Santa :Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai

Banta :
Soja-Soja Ghar Girega
To Makaan Maalik Ka
Hum To Kirayedar Hain.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

3 Friends Saath Mein Bethay They

3 Friends Saath Mein Bethay They
1st One:
Yaar Main Itni Garam Chaye (Tea) Peeta Hoon K Jaisay Hee Ketlee Say Cup Mein Nikalti Hai Mein Peejata Hoon

2nd One:
Yeh Konsi Bari Baat Hai Mein To Ketlee Mein He Tyaar Ker K Ketlee Mein Hee Peejata Hoon

3rd One:
Uhh.. Yeh Konsi Bari Baat Hai
Main To Muh (Mouth) Mein Doodh, Patii Aur Cheenee (Sugar)
Daltaa Hoon Aur Gas Par Baith Jaatha Hoon

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

 Class mein kon shor kar raha tha? 

Mastar (Fareed say): Class mein kon shor kar raha tha? 

Fareed: Janab mujhay nahi maaloom mein to apni baton mein laga hua tha. 

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

husband wife joke

Wife : had ur lunch.?
Husband : had ur lunch.?

Wife : i m asking you
Husband : i m asking you

Wife : u copying me.?
Husband : u copying me?

Wife : lets go shopping
Husband :Yes i had my lunch

by pinkey (few years ago!)