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Kisi ne ek Aadmi se pucha: Bhai ye khushiyan kiya Hoti Hain???
Aadmi: pata nahi bhai Meri to jawani Me Hi Shaadi Ho Gayi thi.
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!) / 789 views
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