Kutta punch Q hilata hai ? .

Kutta punch Q hilata hai ? . . . nahi pata Ans :- Qki punch me itni takat nahi hoti K wo kute ko hila sake. ha ha ha...

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 587 views
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