Mummy khana kaise banaya jata hai.

Daughter : Mummy khana kaise banaya jata hai.
Mummy : Pinky, meine kitni baar tumse kaha hai ki apne papa ke kaam
ki baat mujhse mat pucha karo!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1034 views
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