Torch Wala Machchar
Ek Angrez ko raat me bahut machhar kaat rahe the... Usne gusse me aake saari light band kardi. tabhi room ek jugnu aaya.
Angrez: Ohhhh no!!! India ka macchar sala ab torch leke dhund raha hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1061 views
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