Sardar goes into ladies toilet, all ladies suddenly stand up.

Sardar: izzat dil mai ho bus yahi kafi hota hai,
Beth jao,Beth jao.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 787 views

Beggar: Actually I am an author

Beggar: Actually I am an author. I wrote '100 ways
to become rich'
Mr. Roger: Then why are you begging?
Beggar: This is one of the ways to become rich.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

BOY: Darling hamary pyar k bary me kisi ko mat batana

BOY: Darling hamary pyar k bary me kisi ko mat batana

GIRL: Tumhari behen ko to zaror bataongi
kameeni kehti thi k koi kutta hoga jo tuj se pyar kary ga:

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

kids in hospitol

Two little kids are in a hospital, lying
on stretchers next to each other
outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks,
"What are you in here for?" The second kid says, "I'm in here to
get my tonsils out and I'm a little
nervous." The first kid says, "You've got nothing
to worry about. I had that done when
I was four. They put you to sleep, and
when you wake up they give you lots
of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze." The second kid then asks, "What are
you here for?" The first kid says, "A circumcision." "Whoa!" the second kid replies. "Good
luck, buddy. I had that done when I
was born. Couldn't walk for a year."

by Rizwan Ajmal (few years ago!)

Bacha Upset Q Hai

Bap: Aaj Mera Bacha Upset Q He..??

Beta: Mai Apko Nai Bata Sakta

Bap: Mujhe Apna Dost Samjho Yar

Beta: Yar Teri Bhabhi Nraz HoGai He

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Exide laga doon?

Santa went to Battery Shop n asked to change battery.

The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga doon?

Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)