Once a Pathan was Asked

Once a Pathan was Asked:
"Khan Sahab! Aap ka Favorite Song kon sa Hai?"
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Khan Sahab Replied:
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"Larki Kyon Najanay Kyon, Larkon Si Nahi Hoti."

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 857 views
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