Sardar : O banno car ki speed

Sardar : O banno car ki speed itni kyon badha di?

Banno : Oji car ki break fail ho gayi hai, accident ho jaye iske pehle ghar pahunch jaate hain….!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 644 views
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