har Taraf Padhai ka saya hai.

har Taraf Padhai ka saya hai...
Har paper me zero aya hai...
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Hum to yuhi chale jate h bina muh dhoye exam dene, aur log kehte hai

"saala raat bhar padh ke kya aaya
hai":

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 521 views
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